Yes, life is too short for dumbass horror films. Okay, if you like them, fine, but at least see the films on this list for comparison's sake.
Please note: these films vary greatly in style, pace and substance (blood, mostly), so please read viewer comments on this site, or movie review sites, before checking out. Also, many of the listed films may be called suspense, noir, or satire in their countries of origin. But by North American standards, yeah, they're horror.